so in the mail was a
special offer to receive
a subscription for
coastal living ..
both publications for a year.
price? $10 ! total.
all i had to do was sign on the dotted
line, admitting i am what they refer
to as .. a SENIOR CITIZEN!
company policy dictates what age
is considered for senior citizen status.
so i figured southern living is
desperate if they're making this offer
available to folks of a tender age
of 34. it's of concern. but, i signed
on the dotted line anyway and am
awaiting my magazines
with bated breath.
by the way,
i am 34.
and i'll soon celebrate my 24th
anniversary of that age.