11 June 2018
wisdom from the fairy grocery queen.
while at trader joe's checking off items on my grocery list and organizing said items in my cart just so, a woman to my right asked if i'd ever tried the prepared chicken salad.
i had tried the one she showed me and without blinking i took it from her, put it back on the shelf, and handed her the chicken salad i like better and i'm sure she will too...and said as much.
i think i said,
"you'll love it and will want to thank me later."
then, i once again saw her perusing the chips, popcorn, and crackers aisle. i grabbed a bag of carmel corn, dropped it in her basket and said, "you'll love it and will want to thank me later. pinky promise."
what a plucky thing for me to have done!
but you know what?
i'll bet she'll want to thank me later.
the fairy grocery queen